Damn you Girl Scouts with your ridiculously delicious om nom nominess cookies!!! One box I said to myself, just one box...
Five boxes later...
MUST HAVE COOKIE!!!
Now I did not eat all five boxes by myself. Just two...and a half.
Granted they are small cookies, and ridiculously expensive as well (3.50 a box now and I remember when you could get them for 2.00!!)
Many years ago when I was much younger, I worked summers at a Girl Scout Camp (Sycamore Hills) and every year I'd be subjected to the tasty goodness of GS cookies. Too much actually since I got to the point where I didn't want to see another cookie for as long as I lived. After I quit working there it was almost ten years before I could look at a cookie without wanting to yack.
Then I got pregnant. About a month before Will was born, it was cookie time. And yeah, I got 5 boxes. It's just now that I've wanted them again. He likes them too thankfully, but he's having a hard time getting mommy to share since I won't share the Thin Mints. EVER.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
How to Drive Mommy and Daddy Crazy
hi. I'm Will. I'm almost three. I can't really count so good yet, COOKIEEEEEE!!! But I think I'm going to tell you how to PLAYLAYLAY!!! Drive your mommy and daddy crazy. I drive my mommy and daddy bats all the time. KITTYKAT!
First off, sleep is for losers. MY mommy and daddy aren't losers. They say they need sleep because they have these things called JACKASS! jobs that supposedly keep food in my belly. But that food isn't COOKIE and if it's not cookie it's not for me.
Will work for cookie.
So when my mommy worked in the nighttime and needed sleep during the day (so she said) I'd let her get about 2 hours, because I sure didn't see any cookies when I let her sleep. Come to think of it, I didn't see cookie when I didn't either. Must think about cookie.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NON NO NO
Mommy and Daddy love this word but they always get mad when I use it. Is it like one of those words like JACKASS or SHIT that i'm not supposed to say but do anyway because I can tell that even though they don't like it, mommy's lip curls a little like she's trying to avoid laughing. I like it when mommy laughs. Must use these often as your mommy and daddy will laugh too.
When Mommy puts me in my room in the middle of the day so she can do things I don't like this. I have to be everywhere I'm not supposed to be. Ooh what's that big white thing that mommy is putting dishes in? Can I push this button? What about this one? Oooh what's that door over there? Oven? what's an oven? Mommy says it's to cook dinner, but I don't see a cookie in there...
COOOOOOKIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Why is mommy on the floor curled up crying? I only threw my cup at her because I wanted more choky? CHOCKY CHOCKY CHOCKY!!! COOOOKIIIEEEE!!!
She acts like I hurt her or something? Boy mommy is a wimp.
Daddy gets mad when i throw things such as cups, or bowls or the cat. But the KITTYKAT C'MERE KITTYJACK. JAAAAAACK. C'mon!
My kitty's name is Jack. He's a soft kitty. I pull him by the tail and chase him through the house. KITTY KITTY KITTY C'MON JACKASS.
At the store I kick and grab stuff too, sometimes daddy takes me out to the car and we sit and wait for mommy. I scream and holler but no cookie. Mommy gives me hey is that a cookie??? Mommy says that I need to be haive. I'm trying to be as haive as I can, but what's a haive??? Is it a cookie?
But that's how you drive your mommy and daddy crazy. At least that's what they say. I mean what do I know? I'm only TREE...
GIMME COOKIE!!!
First off, sleep is for losers. MY mommy and daddy aren't losers. They say they need sleep because they have these things called JACKASS! jobs that supposedly keep food in my belly. But that food isn't COOKIE and if it's not cookie it's not for me.
Will work for cookie.
So when my mommy worked in the nighttime and needed sleep during the day (so she said) I'd let her get about 2 hours, because I sure didn't see any cookies when I let her sleep. Come to think of it, I didn't see cookie when I didn't either. Must think about cookie.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NON NO NO
Mommy and Daddy love this word but they always get mad when I use it. Is it like one of those words like JACKASS or SHIT that i'm not supposed to say but do anyway because I can tell that even though they don't like it, mommy's lip curls a little like she's trying to avoid laughing. I like it when mommy laughs. Must use these often as your mommy and daddy will laugh too.
When Mommy puts me in my room in the middle of the day so she can do things I don't like this. I have to be everywhere I'm not supposed to be. Ooh what's that big white thing that mommy is putting dishes in? Can I push this button? What about this one? Oooh what's that door over there? Oven? what's an oven? Mommy says it's to cook dinner, but I don't see a cookie in there...
COOOOOOKIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Why is mommy on the floor curled up crying? I only threw my cup at her because I wanted more choky? CHOCKY CHOCKY CHOCKY!!! COOOOKIIIEEEE!!!
She acts like I hurt her or something? Boy mommy is a wimp.
Daddy gets mad when i throw things such as cups, or bowls or the cat. But the KITTYKAT C'MERE KITTYJACK. JAAAAAACK. C'mon!
My kitty's name is Jack. He's a soft kitty. I pull him by the tail and chase him through the house. KITTY KITTY KITTY C'MON JACKASS.
At the store I kick and grab stuff too, sometimes daddy takes me out to the car and we sit and wait for mommy. I scream and holler but no cookie. Mommy gives me hey is that a cookie??? Mommy says that I need to be haive. I'm trying to be as haive as I can, but what's a haive??? Is it a cookie?
But that's how you drive your mommy and daddy crazy. At least that's what they say. I mean what do I know? I'm only TREE...
GIMME COOKIE!!!
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